Second verse, same as the first

In light of the spectacle witnessed in the north end zone during last week's game—where members of the 2002 mythical national champion Buckeye team carried their coach, the recently shamed and admitted liar Jim Tressell, off the field—I thought I'd share a little poem I penned for the occasion.

Congratulations, Ohio State,
You finished undefeated.
Good luck in the BCS Championsh—
Oh yeah that's right, you cheated.